An alternative football universe, where Felt's 'Textile Ranch' is the theme music to the TV highlights programme. A selection of the author's favourite actual, modified and invented football clubs compete in league and cup competitions free from advertising hype, cheating and corruption.
Friday, 2 September 2016
Socialist Republic Football Alliance 2016 - 17 Season: Curtain Raiser (Matchday #1, part 1)
Championship
Torpedo Tranmere 2 Marine 1
As with the inaugural event last term, the Football Alliance league season's curtain-raiser resulted in a defeat for the reigning champions, with Marine going down by the odd goal at newly-promoted Torpedo Tranmere following their short trip across the Mersey to Birkenhead.
In a suitably pulsating encounter, Tranmere, not at all overawed by the occasion of making their Championship debut, established a 14th-minute lead and held on resolutely in the face of the Mariners' sustained response, restricting the free-scoring champions to relatively few clear-cut chances whilst maintaining an attacking threat themselves. Marine did level, however, in the 63rd minute, but, far from being deflated, Tranmere were spurred on to take the game to their opponents in the latter stages rather than consolidate what would have been a hard-earned point and were rewarded for their efforts with an 87th-minute winner.
Monday, 15 August 2016
Socialist Republic Football Alliance 2016 - 17 Season
The 2016-17 season of the Socialist Republic Football Alliance kicks off in less than three weeks now, on the evening of Friday 2nd September, with reigning champions Marine making the short trip across the Mersey to divisional newcomers Torpedo Tranmere in the curtain-raiser before the rest of the action gets under way on Saturday 3rd.
The Championship will retain its traditional format and comprise sixteen teams playing each other on a home and away basis in a 30-match competition , but below the top level a significant restructuring of the League has taken place.
A Third Division has been reinstated at national level after the previous two seasons' experiment with just two national sections. Both the Second and Third Divisions will comprise twelve teams who will play each other home and away during Phase One of the campaign (22 matches) before each of these two divisions split at the mid point of the respective tables to form two sections of six teams to compete in Phase Two, a Promotion group and a Relegation group, with each member playing each other home and away in a further 10 matches to decide the season's promotions and demotions - the top two clubs from each of the Promotion groups will achieve elevation to the division above, whilst the bottom two teams of each of the Alliance's three tiers will be relegated to the level below (the regional leagues in the case of those clubs finishing in the bottom two positions of the Third Division).
To accommodate this restructuring has necessitated a further two clubs being demoted from last season's Second Division in addition to the four who were relegated at the close of 2015-16: Manchester Newton Heath, who will join the new third tier and Inter-Italiano who have relocated across Manchester, subsequently re-branded as Urmston Villa and have also been awarded a place at the third level.
Prescot Cables and the recently merged Wimbledon, Tooting & Mitcham have been promoted to the Second Division from the regions, as Northern and Southern champions, whilst a whole host of new names along with returning former twice champions Matlock Town and rebranded/reformed Gateshead (as Trinity), Nelson (Proletariat) and Sunderland (Automotive) will complete the Third Division.
The full list of member clubs, in divisional order and with first-choice colours, is as follows:
Championship
Blyth Spartans - green & white stripes/black/green
Dynamo Burnley -claret with sky blue trim/white/sky blue
Excelsior Marlow - blue and red quarters/white/blue, red tops
Gainsborough Trinity - dark blue and dark red hoops/white/socks as shirt
Hungaria - red with green chest band/white/green
Liverpool St Helens - red with blue sash/white/blue, red tops
Locomotive Crewe - red with white sleeves/white/red
Manchester Central - sky blue and white halves/white/dark blue, red tops
Marine - sky blue and dark blue hoops/white/socks as shirt
Marxist Polytechnic - red and white halves/white/dark blue, red tops
Northwich Victoria - green and white hoops/white/green and white hoops
Red Star Mossley - green with LH red and black checked stripe/black/red
Red Star Wrexham - red with LH green stripe/white/green, red tops
Spartak-Slavia - red and dark red halves/white/navy, red tops
Stalybridge Celtic - yellow with LH dark red stripe/dark red /dark red
Torpedo Tranmere - white with blue sash/white/dark blue, blue tops
Second Division
Audenshaw Ajax - green with white sash/white/green and white hoops
Bohemians - green and white halves/white/green, white tops
Bradford Comrades - claret and amber stripes/black/claret, amber tops
Crystal Palace - blue and red checks/white/blue and red hoops
Hartlepool Petrochemical - light blue and white halves/white/dark blue, red tops
Hendon Hotspur - purple with green sash/white/green
Merthyr Tydfil - green and black stripes/white/black, red tops
Newcastle Blue Star - blue and black halves/black/black, blue tops
Prescot Cables - gold and black halves/black/black, gold tops
Sheffield Wednesday - blue and white stripes/black/blue, white tops
South Liverpool - red with LH black checked band/black/black, red tops
Wimbledon Tooting & Mitcham - blue and red stripes/black/black, blue and red tops
Third Division
Everton Stanley - blue and salmon pink halves/white/blue, salmon pink tops
Gateshead Trinity - green and black halves, red trim/white/black, red tops
Liverpool Hibernian - green, white and orange thirds/green/green, orange tops
Manchester Newton Heath - dark blue and dark red halves/black/dark blue, dark red tops
Manchester Newton Heath - dark blue and dark red halves/black/dark blue, dark red tops
Matlock Town - blue with amber chest band/blue/blue, amber tops
Nelson Proletariat - blue and black stripes/black/black, blue tops
Newcastle Caledonia Thistle - purple and pink halves/white/purple and pink hoops
Red Star Bootle - dark red with navy LH stripe with red star/navy/navy, dark red tops
Newcastle Caledonia Thistle - purple and pink halves/white/purple and pink hoops
Red Star Bootle - dark red with navy LH stripe with red star/navy/navy, dark red tops
Sunderland Automotive - red and white stripes/black/red, white tops
Tadcaster Albion - black and white halves,black/black, white tops
Urmston Villa - claret and amber halves/black/claret with amber topsWhite Star Waterloo - royal blue and navy halves/white/navy, royal blue tops
Monday, 20 June 2016
European League Champions and Cup Winners/Finalists 2015 - 16
The season across Europe having come to a conclusion, we present an alphabetical listing of the continent's various domestic league champions, cup winners and beaten cup finalists.
Country
|
League Champions
|
Cup Winners
|
Cup Finalists
|
Score
|
Albania
|
FK Veleciku
|
Luftetari
|
Vllaznia Shkoder
|
6 - 2
|
Austria
|
Rapid Vienna
|
Austria Klagenfurt
|
Sturm Graz
|
1 - 1*R
|
Belgium
|
KRC Genk
|
Westerlo
|
La Louviere
|
2 - 0
|
Bosnia
|
Velez Mostar
|
Borac Banja Luka
|
HSK Zrinjski
|
2 - 0
|
Bulgaria
|
Slavia Sofia
|
Levski-Spartak Sofia
|
Lokomotiv Sofia
|
6 - 2
|
Croatia
|
Lokomotiv Zagreb
|
Hajduk Split
|
Tresnjevka Zagreb
|
3 - 2*
|
Czechoslovakia
|
Bohemians Prague
|
Slavia Prague
|
Dukla Prague
|
5 - 3
|
Denmark
|
Akademisk Kobenhavn
|
Bronshoj BK
|
FC Copenhagen
|
5 - 0 R
|
England
|
Marine
|
Red Star Mossley
|
Torpedo Tranmere
|
5 – 3*
|
Finland
|
Kuusysi Lahti
|
SePS Seinajoki
|
OTP Oulu
|
4 - 1
|
France
|
Red Star Paris
|
Saint-Etienne
|
Stade de Reims
|
5 - 0
|
Germany East
|
Dynamo Berlin
|
Dynamo Dresden
|
Lokomotive Leipzig
|
2 - 0
|
Germany West
|
Borussia Monchengladbach
|
Rot-Weiss Essen
|
Borussia Dortmund
|
5 - 1
|
Greece
|
Panathinaikos
|
Panachaiki Patras
|
AEK Athens
|
1 - 0
|
Holland
|
Ajax Amsterdam
|
Excelsior Rotterdam
|
Roda JC Kerkrade
|
2 - 1*
|
Hungary
|
Ferencvaros
|
Vasas Budapest
|
MTK Budapest
|
6 - 3
|
Ireland
|
Glentoran
|
Crusaders
|
Shamrock Rovers
|
3 - 2
|
Italy
|
Internazionale
|
Internazionale
|
AC Milan
|
3 - 2*
|
Luxembourg
|
Kischpelt Welwerwolz
|
US Hostert
|
Swift Hesperance
|
5 - 0
|
Norway
|
Bodo/Glimt
|
Stromsgodset Drammen
|
Tromso
|
4 - 1*
|
Poland
|
Wisla Krakow
|
Widzew Lodz
|
Slask Wroclaw
|
2 - 1*
|
Portugal
|
Sporting Lisbon
|
Vitoria Setubal
|
Boavista Porto
|
3 - 2
|
Rumania
|
Universitatea Craiova
|
Petrolul Ploiesti
|
Ceahlaul Piatra Neamt
|
1 - 0*
|
Russia
|
Torpedo Moscow
|
Spartak Moscow
|
Zenit Leningrad
|
3 - 2*
|
Scotland
|
St Johnstone
|
Hibernian
|
Partick Thistle
|
2 - 1
|
Soviet Union
|
Dinamo Minsk
|
Pakhtakor Tashkent
|
Dinamo Tblisi
|
2 - 2*R
|
Spain
|
Atletico Madrid
|
Barcelona
|
Atletico Madrid
|
3 - 2*
|
Sweden
|
Husqvarna FF
|
Oster Vaxjo
|
Boras Elfsborg
|
1 - 0
|
Switzerland
|
Grasshoppers Zurich
|
Servette Geneva
|
Neuchatel Xamax
|
3 - 1
|
Turkey
|
Trabzonspor
|
Galatasaray
|
Eskisehirspor
|
4 - 1
|
Ukraine
|
Dnepr Dnepropetrovsk
|
Karpaty Lvov
|
Tavriya Simferopol
|
2 - 1*
|
Yugoslavia
|
Dubocica Leskovac
|
Kristal Zajecar
|
Vojvodina Novi Sad
|
2 - 2*R
|
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