Audenshaw Dynamo 1 Marine 1
Blyth Spartans 2 Manchester Newton Heath 0
Gainsborough Trinity 5 Mossley 1
Hungaria 3 Hendon Hotspur 2
An alternative football universe, where Felt's 'Textile Ranch' is the theme music to the TV highlights programme. A selection of the author's favourite actual, modified and invented football clubs compete in league and cup competitions free from advertising hype, cheating and corruption.